Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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