sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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