wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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