its not stalking. its research.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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