The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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