hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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