This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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