Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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