Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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