I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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