best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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