i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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