I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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