I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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