Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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