if i can run in heels then i can drive
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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