Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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