You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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