Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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