Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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