she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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