my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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