Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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