i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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