Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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