this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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