i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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