brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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