just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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