Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
His hands were made for my vagina.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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