I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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