She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Randomize
