dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
