Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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