the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
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