My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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