I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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