just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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