it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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