U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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