I hate all girls vehemently.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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