Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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