So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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