It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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