Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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