Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There r osticjed everywhere
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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