I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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