All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the day after is always just damage control
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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