you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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