come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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