I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
