I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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