Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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