just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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